so many questions about this painting...

So confusing. This was in the men's room at the mexican food place we ate at tonight.
I seriously studied this for 10min. I might need help...

 What could possibly be coming their way?
She had time to put on bracelets and earrings but not a top?
 From the waist up - she's gorgeous. From the waist down - Ironhead Heyward.
What happened to his nipples?
What's cooking in the crockpot?
Her fingers are ginormous.
The tourists at the temple don't seem nearly as concerned.
I'm sure there's more...

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